"L just said she doesn't like Harry Potter. We can no longer be friends with her"
"OMG WHAT?"
"I think I'd be less hurt if she told me she slept with my husband"
"Saying you don't like Harry Potter is like saying Voldemort"
"You just said it"
"Oh crap..."
"Too late. He's coming for you"
"He's already dead"
"Well he's come back before. There might be a chance he does it again"
"I've survived a lot. I could take him"
"Naaah I doubt it. He seems pretty powerful"
"Then I'll just show him a good time"
"Good idea. Do you think Voldemort is a virgin?"
"Interesting questions. Possibly he did when he was Tom Riddle. Or maybe thats why he's so mad, because he's never done it"
"Well you know what they say, big nose, big... and Voldemorts nose in anything but big"
"But it was at least still exisiting when he was Tom"
"Maybe it wasn't only his nose that shrunk"
"What if he has other parts that looks just like his nose, does that make him female?"
"That is actually possible. But people seem to refer to him as a man and since Dumbledore is gay, do you think he will ever go there?"
"No, I'm sure Dumbledore would rather have Snape"
"But if that wouldn't work out"
"No, I don't think Dumbledore would go for a none existing nose"
"And since Dumbledore is claimed to be gay, he would probably go for someone who's gay"
"Eric from Gossip Girl"
"Wouldn't that make him a pedo?"
"Not when there is magic around"
"But imagine Harry and Dumbledore, thats just wrong"
"Dumbledore and Hagrid!"
"Dumbledore and Chuck from Gossip Girl"
"Chuck's not gay, he's married to Blair and is in my dreams every night"
"But what if he would go for Harry. And they have a baby. Harrdledore"
"And Hermoine and Hagrid. Hermgrid"
"Imagine the hairstyle on that baby"
"Or what if Dumbledore would actually go there with Voldemort and they have a baby. Dumblemort"
"Or Voldedore. That sounds like hold the door"
"Dumblemort sounds better"
"Thats my new favorite name"
"If you name your kid that I PROMISE I'll name my kid Hermgrid"
"Lets do it. It's a deal"
"Poor kids"
"We just have to hope that they get our sense of humor"
"And their friends too..."
"My kid is half Voldemort, it won't have any friends"
"So that means your kid might always be a virgin. No awkward sex talks!"
"Maybe Voldemort is the top part and Dumbledore and his beard is the bottom part"
"That means your kid will have no nose, he won't be very attractive"
"Well he will always be loved by his mummy"
Very meaningful indeed. Should probably write about all my conversations with Linnéa. Would sure make this blog epic!
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